can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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