fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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