Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Randomize
