When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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