he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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