I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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