I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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