a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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