Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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