Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
operation harelip BJ is a go
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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