i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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