I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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