Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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