Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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