I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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