it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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