He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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