Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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