And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Randomize
