Sponge bath it is.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
i drank out of a bidet.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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