im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA