i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio