I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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