A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Randomize
