If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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