Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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