I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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