My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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