The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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