Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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