I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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