no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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