oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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