That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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