so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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