hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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