Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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