I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
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Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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