So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Randomize
