it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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