4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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