so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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