i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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