This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Semen is not good for contacts.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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