It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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