I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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