at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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