i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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