Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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