I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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