i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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