Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
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I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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