She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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