I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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