It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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